...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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