Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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