Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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