his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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