He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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