Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm at about main and main street
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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