I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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