and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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