I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He better not be in your backpack
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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