So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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