You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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