But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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