idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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