But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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