i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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