i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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