its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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