But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She is in my trunk
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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