dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
