ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
