I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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