its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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