We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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