Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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