WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I think people are normalizing furries
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
