so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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