did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he thought i was a dude.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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