It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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