I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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