hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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