Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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