the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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