U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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