upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
So. Much. Porn.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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