then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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