My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
either way he was missing a nipple.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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