I puked a lego.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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