It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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