honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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