trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
