I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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