Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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