Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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