theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
