We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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