It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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