I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
