You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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