Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
