he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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