Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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