The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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