Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Dicks are not precious.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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