hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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