At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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