please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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